Mas Selamat

Came into a website talkingcock.com. Here are a few funny things i read about the escaped JI leader.
Terroist To-Do list
1. Check 2 years’ worth of email.
2. Send out some ‘Change of Address’ notices.
3. Get a hot shower after having to escape through that toilet.
4. Catch up on all those episodes of ‘Lost’ I’ve stored on my DVR.
5. Pitch to MediaCorp my idea for a new reality show: “Who Wants to Marry the Country’s Most Wanted Man”.
6. Call up CMPB and apply for exit permit.
7. Log on to Facebook and:
a. change status update from ‘Selamat is meeting family today’ to ‘Selamat is hiding in a sewer somewhere until the coast is clear’.
b. update my profile picture to reflect my new disguise.
c. poke Osama.
8. Clarify to the press that it’s my LEG that’s limp. LEG!
9. Now that I’m out, I can hantam the smart-asses in my cell group who started referring to me in my absence as “Lim Peh” and added all those ‘Limp Bizkit’ songs to my iPod.
10. Forward my Her World subscription to my new address.
11. Write a novel chronicling my escape to Indonesia: “From First World to Third”
12. Finally get to use soft toilet paper, not the type at Whitley Road that’s so bleddy tough, you can make a rope with it to climb out the window.
13. Send Wong Kan Seng a postcard from Pekan Baru.

And here is a picture...