Friday, March 28, 2008
2008 Sports Day
Wa Lao~ damm tired today sia. Early morning go tampines stadium then go and help counsellors sell drinks. Just like helping mah...tho i dun think they feel I extra la...damm. If they dunid me can just tell me, i got alot other tai chi one, can even set up my own store for F1 tho its not what i want to do. Tho i still like help la... after that went wo TM with Vag, Martin and Nic. Just miss the times at TM. after some time of parkour, we decided to go home. So tired now... and moody. Haiz don't feel like type more. Just end here le. Bye!
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Mas Selamat
Came into a website talkingcock.com. Here are a few funny things i read about the escaped JI leader.
Terroist To-Do list
1. Check 2 years’ worth of email.
2. Send out some ‘Change of Address’ notices.
3. Get a hot shower after having to escape through that toilet.
4. Catch up on all those episodes of ‘Lost’ I’ve stored on my DVR.
5. Pitch to MediaCorp my idea for a new reality show: “Who Wants to Marry the Country’s Most Wanted Man”.
6. Call up CMPB and apply for exit permit.
7. Log on to Facebook and:
a. change status update from ‘Selamat is meeting family today’ to ‘Selamat is hiding in a sewer somewhere until the coast is clear’.
b. update my profile picture to reflect my new disguise.
c. poke Osama.
8. Clarify to the press that it’s my LEG that’s limp. LEG!
9. Now that I’m out, I can hantam the smart-asses in my cell group who started referring to me in my absence as “Lim Peh” and added all those ‘Limp Bizkit’ songs to my iPod.
10. Forward my Her World subscription to my new address.
11. Write a novel chronicling my escape to Indonesia: “From First World to Third”
12. Finally get to use soft toilet paper, not the type at Whitley Road that’s so bleddy tough, you can make a rope with it to climb out the window.
13. Send Wong Kan Seng a postcard from Pekan Baru.
And here is a picture...
Terroist To-Do list
1. Check 2 years’ worth of email.
2. Send out some ‘Change of Address’ notices.
3. Get a hot shower after having to escape through that toilet.
4. Catch up on all those episodes of ‘Lost’ I’ve stored on my DVR.
5. Pitch to MediaCorp my idea for a new reality show: “Who Wants to Marry the Country’s Most Wanted Man”.
6. Call up CMPB and apply for exit permit.
7. Log on to Facebook and:
a. change status update from ‘Selamat is meeting family today’ to ‘Selamat is hiding in a sewer somewhere until the coast is clear’.
b. update my profile picture to reflect my new disguise.
c. poke Osama.
8. Clarify to the press that it’s my LEG that’s limp. LEG!
9. Now that I’m out, I can hantam the smart-asses in my cell group who started referring to me in my absence as “Lim Peh” and added all those ‘Limp Bizkit’ songs to my iPod.
10. Forward my Her World subscription to my new address.
11. Write a novel chronicling my escape to Indonesia: “From First World to Third”
12. Finally get to use soft toilet paper, not the type at Whitley Road that’s so bleddy tough, you can make a rope with it to climb out the window.
13. Send Wong Kan Seng a postcard from Pekan Baru.
And here is a picture...
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
New Sticker!!!
YAY!!! Got a replacement sticker for my cube. I love it soooo much! Anyway very tired as usual coz i didnt sleep at all last night. I was tired but cannot get to sleep. Yawn! And i got so much F1 to do! and also to revise my Piano teory. Have my piano teory exam on the 14 march and going for my F1 World Championships on the 16 of march which is less then 2 weeks away. Heard some press s gona interview my team. Yea!!! I am also nervous of my 100m sprint this thursday. Very worring time of 14.67s. Last year record was 11+s. I even lost to Hamdy. Man! How am i going to win???
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Bring it on!
I have enough of all this shit! I know none of you like me. You treat me as a fool right? Please...you bunch of fools are nothing compared to me in terms of mind games. I don't solve puzzles for nothing ok, some more gang up on me. Somemore your acting sucks! I can just see through all your tricks right away. Lying also sucks. It is no wonder you guys all so guai. Being guai no use one, be a true person! Be a Pai Kia! I become guai also no use. No one appciates me. It is not like I did anything bad to you bitches right? You can ask...those who treat me well, did i treat you all nicely? Did i try to make you guys happy when you are down? I am relly dissapointed with all of you. Those who have think i am a idiot...YOU ARE GODDAMM WRONG! Come on! See who is smarter? So you all think i am always so smily and nice to disturb right? You have finally see the beast i really can be. FUCK EFFORT. FTW! If you are not happy with what i type come one and fight la! Don't stay there Hum Ji. You shall see what I am capable of!
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